Men are from Mars

Dinner- Monday night
Me: "I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow for these chest pains I have been having"
Wade: "So are you coming home early?"
Me: "I'm not sure yet, probably"

Car- Tuesday afternoon
Me: "I just got done at the doctor and after an EKG and a blood test, he thinks its Acid Reflux"
Wade: "Oh, wait- what are you talking about, what did you go to the doctor for?"
Me: "I told you this last night, I went because I have been having chest pains for a few weeks and thought I should get it checked out. Turns out he thinks it has to do with acid reflux"
Wade: "Oh, you never told me that"

Our room- Tuesday evening
Me: "You should have seen her in the doctors office, she was jumping on the exam table. Luckily the doctor has little kids so he didn't really care, or at least he didn't say anything"
Wade: "Oh yea, Dr. Daya's office?"
Me: "Wade- Dr. Daya is my gynecologist- why would I go see my gynecologist for chest pains?"
Wade: "Oh, well I don't know what you do...you didn't even tell me you were going to the doctor"

I knew it! He really doesn't listen to me when I talk to him.